For everyone who's silently judging people's behavior and finally has a place to take notes.

This journal is permission to think critically about human conduct and maybe jot down some observations about how people could just... not be dicks. It's funny without being mean, and it opens the door for actual reflection. Lined pages ready for sarcastic commentary, genuine life notes, or whatever sits in between.

Journal artwork: DON'T BE A DICK
Pen Reads: BE NICE, ASSHOLE

Details:
- Hard Cover journals
- Matching fine point ballpoint black ink pen
- 140 pages (70 sheets)
- A5 size (5.8" x 8.3")

The cover statement is bold enough to be noticed, subtle enough to not scream across a room. Display it and watch people smile.

Ideal for boutique bookstores, feminist gift shops, stationery retailers, lifestyle shops, and anywhere that sells gifts for people with opinions.

Retailers love this because:

Humor-forward appeal attracts customers who value wit over cuteness
Functional journal quality means actual use and repeat customer loyalty
Bold cover phrase creates conversation and word-of-mouth buzz
Cross-sells naturally with sarcasm-forward gifts and funny books
Perfect for people notoriously difficult to shop for

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