Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.
Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. 
GIFTING SPECS: 

At 10 oz., this soap is 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal 
A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty (same as our Accomplishment Bar)

According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys. 
May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
Made with activated charcoal for a deeper, and more trend-forward, clean
Made in the USA
A portion of proceeds benefits veteran and active duty military