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I Hope You Choke Apron Waist Apron20"l x 16"w / 54" with tiesUnmarked Brand Embroidered on-site, using high-quality arc-poly threads.
All vintage textiles are thoroughly cleaned prior to embroidering. Each item is soaked for up to 5 days, depending on its condition. We use natural-based cleaning products, that have no ammonia, chlorine, parabens, phthalates, formaldehyde, artificial colorants, phosphates or petroleum distillates. For additional information, please refer to the Product Care page.